Is this real life? Yup.

I just got out of a 2.5 year relationship in September and am trying to get back into the dating world. I learned it's a lot harder than I thought. Follow me :)

February 4, 2012 at 10:14pm
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BYE.

Hi. I am in a relationship so the search for finding a guy is over. Toodles for now (until I’m single again).

January 26, 2012 at 10:48am
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This is Shawheen. Interesting name. Adult trouble. What are we, in high school? And also, you are 30 and getting divorced already? That sounds like a personal problem. 

This is Shawheen. Interesting name. Adult trouble. What are we, in high school? And also, you are 30 and getting divorced already? That sounds like a personal problem. 

January 25, 2012 at 10:48am
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Having women know that you are good at those things….alright, that’s enough. It’s not something you should add to your profile.

Having women know that you are good at those things….alright, that’s enough. It’s not something you should add to your profile.

January 23, 2012 at 12:59am
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Friend Zoned - So, the boy below who I crossed out (January 18th post) is who this conversation is with. I am 'A' and he is 'M.'

M: So in all honesty, are you interested?
A: the really big difference between us is the whole aspect of drinking to be honest. i literally party every weekend. and yes, whenever i get into a relationship, its not gunna be as crazy, but i need someone who would go with me and not be against it in a way. it's a not a deal breaker, but that's how i have fun and we dont see eye to eye on that at all
M: Alright, I mean i would go and possibly drink but not get drunk, so I guess it's up to you then. I like you, your pretty and your personality is great plus I do think we'd get along based on talking the last few weeks
A: yeah that's totally fine, but i guess where im coming from is i dont want to put you in an uncomfortable position and make you dont something you dont wanna do, you know? and i still would like to hang out because yeah i agree that we seem like we get along really well
M: I wouldn't do something I didnt want to. So I'm taking that as a let's be friends then?
A: yeah pretty much and i really hope you don't take that as a 'diss' or anything, cause it's not meant like that at all
M: Kind of do cause to me that's a pretty shitty reason

12:21am
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This is Donald. From the green check, I assume you already assume that I approve of him. I went on a date type thing today with him today. I showed him around my college campus because he is transferring from community college. So cute. Blonde hair and blue eyes is a total weakness of mine. He was so nice and really down to earth. I was hardcore cheesin’ after we parted ways. It went so well. I was so terrified before I met up with him. I get so nervous when I meet people for he first time. So obviously, a somewhat ‘blind date’ scares the shit out of me because I don’t know what to expect. He could have secretly been a 50-year-old man for all I know. But thank god he wasn’t. We will definitely see each other again very soon!

This is Donald. From the green check, I assume you already assume that I approve of him. I went on a date type thing today with him today. I showed him around my college campus because he is transferring from community college. So cute. Blonde hair and blue eyes is a total weakness of mine. He was so nice and really down to earth. I was hardcore cheesin’ after we parted ways. It went so well. I was so terrified before I met up with him. I get so nervous when I meet people for he first time. So obviously, a somewhat ‘blind date’ scares the shit out of me because I don’t know what to expect. He could have secretly been a 50-year-old man for all I know. But thank god he wasn’t. We will definitely see each other again very soon!

January 18, 2012 at 8:25pm
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Went on a date with him last week. He was really nice and we talked for at least two hours. We didn’t see eye to eye on a certain subject: drinking. I party every weekend. He thinks partying is dumb and he doesn’t drink alcohol at all. I couldn’t do it. It’s not that I can’t stop drinking, it’s the fact my way of fun and relaxing is drinking with friends on weekends and he found it really stupid. Sorry dude.

Went on a date with him last week. He was really nice and we talked for at least two hours. We didn’t see eye to eye on a certain subject: drinking. I party every weekend. He thinks partying is dumb and he doesn’t drink alcohol at all. I couldn’t do it. It’s not that I can’t stop drinking, it’s the fact my way of fun and relaxing is drinking with friends on weekends and he found it really stupid. Sorry dude.

10:39am
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I know this is obviously fake, but it still made me laugh.

I know this is obviously fake, but it still made me laugh.

January 17, 2012 at 8:55pm
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You just received $20 and the middle finger.

You just received $20 and the middle finger.

12:13pm
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This is ______________. I will not say his name since I am friends with him (hence the facebook). I asked him to lunch but he is broke. You’re winky faces and tricks do not fool me anymore, sir. I just want some noms (in a non-sex way). And yes, I have had drunk sex with him more lately than sober sex. It happens. 

This is ______________. I will not say his name since I am friends with him (hence the facebook). I asked him to lunch but he is broke. You’re winky faces and tricks do not fool me anymore, sir. I just want some noms (in a non-sex way). And yes, I have had drunk sex with him more lately than sober sex. It happens. 

January 16, 2012 at 1:53am
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This is Cody. He worries about things that truly matter…..
Hence my sarcasm.

This is Cody. He worries about things that truly matter…..

Hence my sarcasm.